Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 120 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/350 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/265 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/370 points)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/590 points)
first time calculating
find the cupan
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Enter the museum
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Help clean her room!
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Shart first before you do anything else
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Passed level 1
You watched the cutscene. Thank you!
Passed level 2
Passed level 3
Passed level 4
Passed level 5
Passed level 6
Passed level 7
Passed level 8
Passed level 9
Passed level 10
Passed level 11
Passed level 12
Passed level 13
Passed level 14
Passed level 15
Passed level 16
Passed level 17
Passed level 20
Passed level 30
Passed level 40
Passed level 50
Defeated Medusa
Defeated the red dragon
